Clint
Lucy
Wade
Tracy
Rebekkah
Doug
Tamra
Emily Dopkins
Rick
Sheriff Dave
Charman
Vice Principal Simms
Patriot
Dink
Calvin
Mr. Hatachi
Shelly
Lincoln
Mr. Pederson
Racer
Moon
Safety Helmet Boy
Patriot's Mom
Rhonda
Crying Mother
Miss Nash
Mrs. Birk
Cootie Kid (uncredited)
Angela
Mrs. Gordon
Mr. Henderson
Tricycle Girl
Cootie Kid (uncredited)