Dexter Reilly
A.J. Arno
Dean Eugene (E.J.) Higgins
Timothy Forsythe
Professor Lufkin
Myles
Debbie Dawson
Richard Schuyler
Cookie
Dean Collingsgood
Sgt. Cassidy
Alfred
Ted
Driver
TV Announcer
Mr. Burns
Mr. Sampson
Slither Roth
Henry Fathington
Druffle
Road Block Officer
Mike Bank Guard (uncredited)
Professor (uncredited)
Elwood (uncredited)
Reporter (uncredited)
Mr. Reed (uncredited)
Charlie, School Custodian (uncredited)
Golfer (uncredited)
Budget Meeting Attendee (uncredited)