Jimmy Thudpucker
Joanie Caucus
Mark Slackmeyer
Barbara Ann 'Boopsie' Boopstein
The Reverend Scott Sloan
Referee
Jeannie
Zonker Harris (voice)
Mike Doonesbury (voice)
B.D. (voice)
Kirby (voice)
Frank (voice) (as Eric Elice)
Sportscaster (voice)
Ellie (voice)
Howie (voice)
Rufus (voice)
Magus (voice)
Virgin Mary (voice)
Calvin (voice)