Ed
Zach
Bradley
Tracey
Doug
Katnip
Effing White
Justmitch / Willy Wanker / Tim Pistol
Boo (voice)
Fruito
Teddy
Skip Bayflick (as Bruce Jenner)
Scuba Diver
Boo
Stephen A. Templesmith
Kaptain Kazakhstan
Thor
Bearded Wizard
Captain Jack
Tónto
Housewife Veronica
Housewife Heather
Housewife Tanya
Django
Calvin Dandy
Chastity
Topless Girl
Blue Princess
Blue Warrior
Scary
Zombie
Chineca Lame
Technician
Ultimate Boxer Guy
Bao
President Snowbama
Liam
MMA Fighter (uncredited)
Phu (uncredited)
Miss Porky (voice) (uncredited)