Cecil Alistair
Betty
Eric Chambers
Mary Chambers
Jimmy Owen
Pauline May
Grandad
Himself
Joe Butler
Mrs Butler (as Patricia Pilkington)
Grumpy Customer
Coalman
Nobby Clarke
Irene Butler
Policeman
Detective Sergeant
Holdup Man
Butler, the Goalkeeper
Henry Chambers
Scotty
Barbara - Cecil's Lady Friend
Joyce Bentley
Lady Customer