Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

51% User Rating

1h 36min

"Pay the price for paradise!"

A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.

Andy SidarisDirector

Cast

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Ronn Moss

Rowdy Abilene

Dona Speir

Donna Hamilton

Hope Marie Carlton

Taryn

Harold Diamond

Jade

Rodrigo Obregón

Seth Romero

Cynthia Brimhall

Edy Stark

Patty Duffek

Pattycakes

Wolf Larson

J.J. Jackson

Lory Green

Rosie

Rustam Branaman

Kimo

David DeShay

Ashley

Michael A. Andrews

Michael / Michele

Kwan Hi Lim

Henry

Joseph Hieu

Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain

Peter Bromilow

Mr. Chang

Richard LePore

Dickson

Glen Chin

Earring

Shawne Zarubica

Charlotte

Joey Meran

Joey

Bryn George

Sumo Wrestler

Hideo Su'a

Sumo Wrestler

Jamie Searle

Jamie

Choya Pennington

Chang's Guard

Sue Don Lubin

Beautiful Blonde

Larry Don Lubin

Handsome Man

Viviane Brahms

Sexy Waitress

Maurice Brahms

Bar Customer

John Dunne

Shades

Colleen Nakasone

Colleen

Mike McKenzie

Don Merryman

Craig Davis

Billy Marvis

Ralph Riskin

Yacht Captain

Erick Schrum

Soul Food Lover

Ross Simeona

Soul Food Lover

Yukon King

Cat

Andy Sidaris

Whitey the TV Director (uncredited)

Cheryl Johnson

(uncredited)

Christian Drew Sidaris

Bob's Lean Boy Delivery Man (uncredited)

Neil Wolfson

Forklift Driver (uncredited)

Russell Howell

Skateboard Assassin (uncredited)

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DrMarty

December 14, 2012

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."