Danny Stubbs
William Miller
Kevin Harrington
Steve Barrett
Young Bill Miller
Young Danny Stubbs
Young Kevin Harrington
Young Steve Barrett
Sister Gertrude
Sister Juliet
Sister Othilda
Sister Joan of Arc
Sister Edmunda
Sister Scholastica
Sister Atta
The Sister of Purgatory (voice)
Father Minnelli
Patty Stubbs (as Allison Hannigan)
Football Player