Darcy Elliot Bobrucz
Stan Bobrucz
Mr. Bobrucz
Donna Elliot
Mrs. Bobrucz
Lila
Chris
Retro
Michaela
Adoption Official
Miss Giles
Mary Bobrucz
Lou Bobrucz
Marnie
Elaine
Carlita
Landlady
Push Nurse
Mr. Kolby
Night School Teacher
Amorous Porker
Rev. Kim
Wee Willy
Ambrosia
Ace
Desdemona
Trapper
Baby Cakes
Erin
High Flyer
Angel
Pediatric Nurse
Nurse
Prom Photographer
Doctor
Michaela's Boyfriend
Bookkeeper
Mrs. Sitwell
Night Clerk
Beth
Ronald
Manager of Quickie Nickie's
Anastasia
Beverly
Baby Thea
Student
Uniformed Official
Roofer
Capt. O'Connell
Sgt. Blaine
Nurse (uncredited)
Nurse (uncredited)
Chicken Shack Server (uncredited)