Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie
Mark Stiggs
Elinore Schwab
Randall Schwab
Randall Schwab Jr.
Grandpa 'Gramps' Ogilvie
Michelle
Sponson
Goon
Pat Coletti
Wino Bob
Florence Beaugereaux
Jefferson Washington
Himself
Frankie Tang
Charlotte
Clare Dejavue
Janine
Schwab Commercial Singer
Wino Jim
Stella Stiggs