Laura Reynolds
Jesus Christ
Det. Bobby Romero
Melissa
Brooks
Dean Martinson
God
Himself
Crazed Professor
Phil (voice)
Caller #1 (voice)
Harper
Ted Kopafeel
Todd
Bill the Janitor
Jenny Jackson
911 Caller (voice)
Principal Russo
Fred (voice)
Ali
Dispatcher
Lord Zombie
Jeff Jackson
Zombie
Zombie
Shower Girl