Simon / Bookstore Patron
Gina, Simon's Girlfriend
Jorge, Columbian Jewel Thief
Gustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief
Lars, the Donut Guy
Mort, Simon's Father
Evan, Simon's Brother
Claudette, Simon's Sister
Myra, Simon's Mother
Bob, Charismatic Guitar Player
Telemarketing Trainer
Jeweler
Himself (Nebraska Governor)
Himself (Douglas County Sheriff)
Himself (Dept. of Roads Director)
Himself (Chancellor, University of Nebraska - Omaha)
FEDS Host
Lead FEDS Agent
Buddhist Guru
Ian, the Photographer
Bookstore Owner
Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers
FEDS Agent
Buddhist Monk
FEDS Victim
Bumpkin at Truck Stop
Himself
FEDS Agent
FEDS Agent
Telemarketer
Telemarketer
Coffee Drinker Under Window
Pipe Smoker
Skateboard Dude
Announcer
Himself (Omaha Mayor)
Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers
Child on Street in Omaha
Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers
Telemarketing Student
Waiter
FEDS Agent
Lead Kickboxer (Chicken Man)