Harold "Harry" Petry
Max Caldwell
Candy / Cupid (voice)
Danielle Petry
Clapper
Skeeter
Stinson
Regina
Betty Anne
Man Served Papers
Pen Salesman
Pen Salesman
Pizza Man
Bar Beauty
Bartender
Bar Patron
Bathing Beauty
Claudia
Marcy
Film Lab Operator
Peter the Producer
Peter's Henchman
Peter's Henchman
Night Club Waitress
Night Club DJ
TV Watching Bar Patron
TV Watching Bar Patron
Jogger
Miss Cable
The Boss (voice)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Pen Salesman (uncredited)