Lisa Dubois
Jed Clemson
Jethro Clemson
Tyrone Robinson
Wilbur
Junior Clemson
Bob
Sally
Andy
Theresa
Billy Bob 'Elly May' Clemson
Hoss (The Dog)
Ferd Mertz
Dr. Kildare
Dr. Casey
Mental Patient One
Attendant One
Mental Patient Two
Colonel Sir
Crazy Hitchhiker
Miz Ashley
Fester
Imelda "Ma" Clemson
Matt
Ben
Jake The Butcher
Butcher's Victim
Homophobia / 20th-Anniversary Tromette
Victim
Lawrence (soldier)