Thad Castle
Alex Moran
Sammy Cacciatore
Mary Jo Cacciatore
Coach Marty Daniels
Harmon Tedesco
Donnie Schrab
Larry Summers
Julia King
Craig Shiloh
Radon Randell
Holly
Dick Dawg
Dhani Jones
Satan / Gift Wrap Man
Tina
Dean Olivares
Auctioneer
Nerdy Looking Kid
Cop
Young Thad
Stephanie
Mojito Girl
Amber
Valerie
Second Student
Third Student
Football Player (uncredited)