Michael Misery
Angelo Misery
Redwood Stump
Grandpa Miserio
Ima Barrister
Quazzie
Mary Kay Misery
Don Frito Layleone
Herself
Erik Estrada
Rev. Scheister
Courtroom Singer
Stripper
Brunette Bus Babe
Court Reporter
Judge
Himself
F. Me Weakly
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Lt. Al Dente