Lindsay Jeffries
Professor Uberoth
Agent Washington
Joe Romano
Sarah Wilson
Mark Sanders
Dr. Seamus St. Martin
Robert Delgado
Carol Uberoth
University President
Christine Jensen
Agent Lori Romano
Janet Ling
Allie Mullroney
Cocktail Server
Natasa
Jackie Danielson
Officer Angelocci
Melt Nurmouth
Gabrielle Romano
Elizabeth Jensen
Phone Sex Customer
Professor
Jennifer Singer
Carmine Romano
Jimmy
Kelly Winters
Custodian
Mrs. Henderson
Mr. Henderson
William Jensen
Amy
Gerald Woodward
April
Newscaster (voice)
Bobby Romano
Cocktail Party Guest (uncredited)
University Professor (uncredited)
University Professor (uncredited)
University Professor (uncredited)
College Student (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
Newscast Onlooker (uncredited)
Prof. Uberoth's Student (uncredited)