Bill Biscane / Kane
Kylie
Stan Bobbins
Jean Bobbins
Kahuna
Kahuna
Kahuna
Kahuna (voice)
Archie
Archie
Archie (voice)
Rosita
Rosita
Rosita (voice)
Finkleman
Finkleman
Finkleman (voice)
Alex
Alex
Alex (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Zack
Baby Kahuna
Kahuna's Father
Crowe
Erik-Michael Estrada [O-Town]
Trevor Penick [O-Town]
Dan Miller [O-Town]
Ashley Parker Angel [O-Town]
Jacob Undewood [O-Town]
Greta
Little Greta
Father
Brandon
Roscoe
Mr. K
Ken (Age 16)
Police Captain
Tascha
Siska
Peter
Muggles
Petrov
Baby Biscane
Booy
Jennifer Kraft
Kid
Kid
Police Sergeant
Hologram Guard
Reporter
Hologram Soda Jerk