Van Von Hunter
Holly O'Hara
Director Steven Calcote
NYC Crew #1
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Urinal Man #1
Beth Hermana
Sound Engineer
Count Disdain's Mother
Sir Nigel Crosby
Toilet Man
NYC Crew #2
Blah Vampire
Barista
Willem 'Bill' Jossie
Akira Minekura
Professor Stern
Daisuke 'Dice'
Ogre
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Sponsor Narrator
French Photographer
Patrick
Limo Driver
Notetaker
Studio Guard
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