Major LeGrande Bushe
Connie Garrison / Natasha
Female Moesha
Female Larrisha
Award Show Presenter
Samantha Stamen
President Ben Dover
Male Larrisha
Real Robert Schmitt
Male Moesha
Female Curlisha
Sensei
Amber Earhardt
LeGrande Bushe
Boris / Edgar Allan Putz
Fireman Frank
Male Curlisha
Unreal Robert Schmitt
Jasmine
Neil Downe
Christine Choppel
Celeste
Gary
Durwood
Beverly
Launchman
Russell Sprout
Self
Self
Laura Luzair
Ramora
Eileen Dover
Dr. Charles Hunter
Captain Kirk Stillwood (voice)
Captain Jack Youngblood
Lynn Hastings / Afro Agent / Nurse Uri / Don Gornelius Jr. / Nay Nay / Tay Tay / Cow / Dodo The 'Big Bang' Bean (voice)
Captain Cheryl Stillwood
Hacky
Paramedic Yacky
Detective Dan Marr
Dr. Beverly Krasher
Self
Dr. Len McCoyy
Michael Dante
Jack Donner
Sean Kenney
Don Gornelius
Rose
Engineer Scootie Montgomery
Daisy
Anne Droid
Self
Apollo
Buzz the Pothead
Budd The Pothead
Harold the Herald
ATC Officer Roger Thompson
Tatty Tayle
Hammy The Hamster / Bystalker Flower (voice) (as Stephen Waichulis)
Self
Self
Film Set Security Guard
Riley Finn
Blonde Selfie Girl
Self
Young Attendant #1
Young Attendant #2
Alien
Alien
Alien
Captain Buttok Snortz (voice)