

Winston / Toxie, the Hero

Wade, the Kid

J.J. Doherty, the Wild Card

Kissy Sturnevan, his Associate

Thad Barkabus, the Big Boss

Fritz Garbinger, his Creepy Brother

Bob Garbinger, the Villain

Guthrie Stockins, the Wise Hobo

Mayor Togar

Mel Ferd, the Crusading Reporter

Toxie, the Bod

Daisy, the Shopkeeper

Dr. Walla, who means well

Agent Sarah Weatherwax, aka Sneaky Cheetah

Shelly, dearly missed

Dennis, the Noisy Slob

Lloyd, the Hospital Grump

Monster Garbinger, his Imperfect Self / Him Under the Hood, mysterious guitar

Kupp, a Science Geek

Sawser, another Geek

Wally, the Butler

Budd Berserk, crazy/dangerous

DJ Cool Cthulu, tables & black magic

Nightmare Josh, rhythm of madness

Venus Devalero, sex bass
Zodiac 3000, hype & parkour

Spence, his Shithead Heir

Ponytail, a Thug

Keg-Stand, another Thug
Incompetent Mob Doctor

Cardinal Rooney

Chief Wormer

Detective Swofford
Officer Dingus

Beat Cop

Fritz Cop

"Cornholed"

"Youse!"
"Seriously!"
"Triggered?"

Louis, the Brave Fry Cook

Gut-Shot Manager

Cashier
Bike Helmet Kid, no car for you

Distraught Mother
Toxie Fan Hostage

Protective Hostage

CJ Doons, formerly Miss Fall Harvest
Rick Feet, the Silver Pro
Bonnie Dimble, on the beat!

J.R. Gile, reporting live!

Toxie Witness
Stuart, a Sympathetic Stagehand
Coach Bobby Stanwyck, on fire
Student Judge, hard to impress
Student Judge, hard to impress
Student Judge, hard to impress
Student Judge, hard to impress
C.S. Hawley, the Payroll Guard

Sad Commercial Man, "thank you, Bob"

Cheerful Insurance Rep (voice)