Sometimes I'll give out bonus points for stupid things that shouldn't count, like, say a great pun in the title. This is one of those times; _Raiders of the Lost Shark_ is an absolutely fuckin' killer name. So when I tell you that I take that into account, and still give this movie the lowest score possible, you know how bad the actual content of this thing is.
_Final rating:½ - So bad it’s offensive. I may never fully recover._
