Noelle O'Hanlon
Narrator / Radio DJ
Pat McKerrod
Miss Darcy
Maria O'Hanlon
Mr. Shepherd
Himself
Kylie
Paula
Mervyn
Joe O'Hanlon
McKerrod's Guard
Cuckoo
Proinsias
Mick
Himself
Spud-Bob
Angela
Factory Worker (uncredited)
Junior's Driver
Motorbiker
Proinsias's Wife
McKerrod's Driver
Barmaid
Whitney
Noelle Aged 2
Cutie Pie
Bernadette
Noelle Aged 6
Dance Teacher
Miss Burney
Stormont Security Guard
Snowball
Himself
Surveyor
Speaker
Himself
Baby Noelle
Mr. Shepherd's Assistant
McKerrod's Guard
Surveyor
Junior McKerrod
Noelle Aged 4
Norman
Bubble
Stormont Security Guard
Football Extra (Credit Only)
Nellie
Coach
Angina
Thomas
O'Brain
Dicey
Factory Worker (uncredited)