Annabelle Fritton
Camilla Fritton / Captain Archibald Fritton / Fortnam Fritton
Kelly Jones
Captain Lord Pomfrey / Sir Piers Pomfrey
Geoffrey Thwaites
Beverly
Celia
Chelsea Parker
Bursar
Roxy
Bianca
Zoe
Lucy
Matron
Bella
Saffy
Tania
Tara
Peters
Romeo
Juliet
Heathcoat Parker
Georgiana
Jeminima
Patience
Tabitha
Julie
Jess
Harriet
Beth
Daisy
Physics Teacher
Head Boy
Pomfrey's Henchman
Police Officer
Police Officer
Drunken Sailor
Drunken Sailor
Arbuthnott
AD1 Member
Rockstar
Reporter
Steve the Barman
Headmaster
Globe Audience Member (uncredited)
Globe Girl
Tania