Mabel "Madea" Simmons / Uncle Joe Simmons / Brian Simmons
Betty Ann "Aunt Bam" Murphy
Tiffany Simmons
Jonathan
Rain Mathison
Aday Walker
Hattie Mae Love
Leah Devereaux
Quinton
Horse
Bean Boy
Sean
Mikey
Dino
Kid 2
Police Officer #1
Frat Guy #9
Himself
Police Officer #2
Officer (uncredited)