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Leonard "Nard" Stupenski
Senator Biter
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Agent Frazier
Benny
Delaware Huffington
Candy Huffington
Kassidy
Rodney
Shaqobi
Sophia
Nigel Elwood
Dr. Heinrich Shaffer
Lindsay Hawthorne
Mr. Chandler
Richard "Dick" Doogan
Soccer Mom #1
Stuart Stupenski
Marla Stupenski
Mindy
Principal Burns