Matt Benson
Phyllis Lake
Police Sgt. 'Irish' Duffy
Toby Sykes
Larry Lake
George the Butler
Editor Clark
Agent Burton
Cpl. Tony Ciccardi
Mamie the Secretary
Mom Benson
George the Private
Bud the Private
Company Captain Anderson
Henchman Chuck
Henchman Pinky Gordon
Postman
Draft Board Medical Officer
Death Scene Doctor
Barracks Sgt. Johnson