Natalie Becker
Jeff Moran
Polly Franklin
Bob Becker
Jeff's Mother
James Casey
Zoo Knudsen
Bill the Photographer
Dr. Rodney
Jeff's Stepfather
Senator Peterson
Aunt Gail
Lisa
White House Aide
Polly's Mother
Polly's Father
Natalie's Teacher
Lingerie Saleslady
Birth Control Girl
Vice-President
Pet Store Saleslady
Polly's Admirer
Journalist
Mall Security Guard
Stadium Cop
Pet Store Man
Polly's Brother
Zoo's Teammate
Zoo's Fan
Teacher