Ernest P. Worrell
Barry
Quincy
Little Ernest
Archangel
T.J.
Willie
Tommy T.
Walter
Mr. Moloch
Head Guard
Mr. Ellis
Jackie
Dr. Love
Opponent 1
Erma
Kid
Bobby
Johnny
Ref
Bicyclist
Old Lady
Spaghetti Man
Spaghetti Woman
Krader Stuntman
Chef
Crystal Man
Announcer
Medic
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