Clark / Spaghetti Man
Dale / Shadow Man
Anthony Banner
Keto
Katie
Miss Hansen
Stephanie
Dizzy Daisy
Newscaster
Henchninja X
Car Thief
White Pussy
Kidnapped Woman
Officer Garibaldi
Officer Betts
Nasty Nate
Pot Doctor
Gary
Phone Thief
Mugged Man
Henchninja Z
Larry
Homeless Kid
Mugger Calogero's Homie
Zamir
Bar Partier's Wingman
Lennox
Wheelchair Man
Car Owner
Bar Birthday Boy
Kidnapper
Frail Man
Pizza Customer
The Horizon
Nightbandit
Dean
Viper Tortaga
Gabriel
Cat Owner
Dwayne
Purse Thief
Guy Who Waved
Park Bully
Pokey
Mugger Calogero
Derek
Bar Partier