Julius
Mimi Hungry
Jimmy Nova
Bunny Roberts
Viv
Bumpkin
Montello Hungry
Nicky Cox
Priscilla, Queen of the Desserts
Les
Crispin Maraschino
Kandi Kane
Vallory Cox
Sister Sister
Lee
Sister Ruth
Mr. Purple
Kris Walken Kringle
Rhonda
Sister Batril
Karaoke Customer
Stingy Costumer
Jean-Claude Ennui
Sister Sledge
Clerk #2
Jodi / The Gimp
Waitress
Grip
Clerk #1
Voice-Over (voice)
Cop #1
Quickie Mart Patron