David Russell
Natalie Ross
Allen Stinner
Ms. Robbins
Andre Barnes
Frank, The Guardian Angel
Sabrina Addams
Marble Jones
ESPN Reporter
Professor Rexford
David's Mother
David's Father
Baby David
Toddler David
10 yr. old David
David's High School Date
Prophet of the Video Store (as Cuz Davis)
Junior Prophet
Little Natalie
Little Natalie's Mother
Prisoner / Groom
News Producer
News Producer Assistant
Heather Mostshallow
Theater Usher
Girl at Counter
Theater Manager (as Lou Criscolo)
Pilot (voice)
God (voice)
Ms. Robbins' Writer
Stuffshirt at Party
Global Studios Guard #1
Global Studios Guard #2
Ms. Robbins' Assistant
Elvis
NNC Reporter (as Pat Noday)
Veggie Heaven Waiter
Ozone
Minister
Bride
Biker Woman
Methodist Woman
Dying Cop
Boy in Cinema
Mailboy
Theater Counterboy