Python (2000)

Dude you got me outta bed for a snake? Python, a made for TV film from 2000. The actually inspired the previous film I watched Boa/New Alcatraz and they even had a crossover, Boa vs. Python in 2004. Bisexual romance? That's innovative for a B Movie! Why the FUCK does Will Wheaton have pink hair?? And is Jenny McCarthy's character supposed to be hot? Because she is not, unless she wasn't going for that in which case bravo! At least the effects for the dead bodies are good. It's cool Freddy is here maybe he can take the python to the dream realm or some shit. If Boa is like Aliens but with a snake then this is Predator but with a snake. Can't wait for The Terminator but with a snake, Snakinator? All in all this isn't a bad movie especially for what it is. I still prefer Boa to this though.