Ivan Travalian
Alica Detroit
Gloria Travalian
Morris Finestein
Patrick Dicker
Jackie Dicker
Igor
Bonnie (as Elva Leff)
Spike
Debbie
Geraldo
Kreplich
Roger Slessinger
Lt. Glass
Officer Kapinsky
Oliver Cromwell
Fippsy Fippininni
Ted Brawn
Mrs. Woo
Seth Shapiro
J.J.
Miss Knoph
Second Taxi Driver
Larry Kotzwinkle
Complete Stranger
Young Woman
Doorman
Millie
Eddie
Pimp
French Student
Waitress
Young Lady
Drug Dealer
Girl Scout
Bystander
Bag Lady
Grunella
Newspaper Vendor