Colin, Photographer / Narrator
Suzette
Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen
Vendice Partners
Arthur, Colin's Dad
Flora, Colin's Mum
Big Jill
Mr. Cool
Wizard
Fabulous Hoplite
The Fanatic
Athene Duncannon (as Sade Adu)
Ed the Ted (as Tenpole Tudor)
Flikker
Call-Me-Cobber
Dido Lament
Dean Swift
The Misery Kid
Baby Boom
Harry Charms
Johnny Wonder
Mario
Cappuccino Man
D.J. Entertainer
Amberley Drove
Party Singer
Mrs Larkin
Vern (as Peter Hugo-Daly)
Dorita
Saltzman
Cynthia Eve
Santa Lucia Club Owner
Slim Brother
Ton-Up Vicar
Slim Brother
Trader Horn
Carmen
Eddie Sex
Maltese Lodger
Ms Cool Snr
Mr Cool Snr
Pamphleteer
Bert the Tailor
Chez Nobody Barman (as G.B. (Zoot) Money)
Baby Boom's Mother
Maltese Lodger
Dancer
Arcade Attendant (uncredited)