Rupert Campell-Black
Jake Lovell
Helen Macaulay / Campbell-Black
Tory Lovell
Billy Lloyd-Foxe
Lavina Greenslade
Fenella Maxwell
Granny Maxwell
Malise Gordon
Humpty Hamilton
Molly Carter
Colonel Carter
Nigel
Laura Duparru
Janey Henderson
Dudley Drabble
Isa Lovell
Lady Roxborough
Ian the Vet
Maternity Doctor
Nanny Campbell-Black
Maitre D
Melanie
Pierre
Physiotherapist
Grania Pringle
Georges Duparru
Show Jumper
Nurse
Surgeon
Commentator (voice)
South American Man
French Announcer
Dr. Martin March
Sarah
Actor
Helen's Landlady
Guy de la Tour
Marion
Landlord
Gabrielle
Barman