Cecil Watterman / Simon Watterman
Paul Watterman
Cindy
Melvis
Eddie
Big Ed
Dude
Bob Marvalle
Marge Mavalle
Buddy Holly
Terry
Amy
Dr. Crowder
Little Old Lady
Old Indian
Ramon
Burgerland Manager
Burgerland Employee #1
Burgerland Employee #2
Burgerland Employee #3
Dwight
Biker Chick
Head Biker
Dean
Muchie (voice)
Girl at Dinner (uncredited)
Minature Golf Patron (uncredited)
Munchie (voice)