The Woman
The Man (voice)
Ted (voice)
Tod (voice)
May (voice)
June (voice)
Danny (voice)
Donny (voice)
Jerry (voice)
Gun
House / Camera
Cupcake
Book
Cake
Pocketwatch
Singing Larry (voice)
Chorus (voice)
Chorus (voice)
Nostalgia (voice)
Chorus (voice)
Choreographer (voice)
Woulda Singer #1 (voice)
Woulda Singer #2 (voice)
Woulda Singer #3 (voice)
Woulda Singer #4 (voice)
Woulda Singer #5 (voice)
Woulda Singer #6 (voice)
Woulda Singer #7 (voice)