The Rodfather
Guppy Calzone
The Oddfather
Don Na
Bugsy
Frito Calzone
Mama Calzone
Goldy
Sunny Calzone
Tracy Dick
Agent Hoover
Sonny's Babe
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Father O'Connell
Professor
Freedie Green
Self
Bank Clerk
Studio Executive
Writer
Busty Secretary
Waiter
Maitre D'
Director
Self
Self
Mr. President
Vinnie the Tailor
Skinny Guy
Don Juan De Marco
Don E. Brasco
Jack Ass
Toenail Lady
Gaffer
Phone Sex Lady
Transvestite Dancer
Wise Guy on T.V.
Clumsy Student
Sue
Billy Bob
Baby