President Chet Roosevelt
Monty Rushmore
Vincent Vanderhoff
Sam Birdwater
Jerry
Eric McMurkin
Lucy Beth
Oklahoma Daredevil, Roy Budnitz
The Earl of Manchester
Kip Margolis
Larry Miller (Poopy Butt)
Himself
Missy, VP Advertising
Mouling Jackson
Danny Olson
Jimmy Dumphy
Big Jim, VP Research
David Eisenhower
Moishe Weitzman
Abdul Muhammad
Narrator
Student
Americathon Stage Dancer
Chris Broder
Dancer
Abdul Mohammad
Missy, VP Armstrong
Morty
Herb
Mickey
Sherri
Oliver Holmes
Blinky Fun
Paul Claude Terrando
Chinese
Chinese
Chinese
Chinese
Princess Birdwater
Lenny Birdwater
Al Feisal
Commando
Commando #2
Commando #3
Commando 4
Commando 5
Commando 6
Commando 7
Cindy
Mr Broder
Juan Flan
Ben
Timmy
Baby Irene
Irene's Mother
Adele Miller
Mouling's Manager
Head Electrician
Assistant Electrician
Referee
Reporter 1
Reporter 2
TV Production Assistant
Monty's Girl 1
Montys Girl 2
Secretary
Costumer
Tailor
Stage Hand
Stage Hand
Stage Hand
Cameraman
Tourist
Telethon Phone Celebrity
TV Technician
Rabbi Protester
Uncle Sam
Bicycle Rider
Spectator at Inauguration
Americathon Stage Dancer
Clergy
Self (Archive Footage)
Technical DIrector
Bicyclist
Ventriloquist
Gold Girl (Uncredited)