Lurk
Groping
Mata Hari
Lord Twithampton
Lady Twithampton
Nigel Phipps-Fortescue
Fanny
Mallett
Newsboy
Cora Crumpington
The Great Vincento
Velma
Pianist / Accordianiste / Leader of the orchestra
Stage Manager
Recruiting Sergeant
Von Gutz
Von Kobler
Nurse