Billy Maloney
Joe Maloney
Rosemary Maloney
Louie
Coach Walsh
Brad
Coach Ryder
Frank
Linda
Big Ed
Mrs. Fischer (as Be Be Drake-Massey)
Bobby (Teammate #1)
Ronnie (Teammate #2)
Paulie (Brad's Friend #1)
Tiny (Brad's Friend #2)
Mike (Teammate #3)
Jessica
Melani
Thompson
Salesman (as William Garson)
Andy (Manager)
Teen Drug Buyer
Salesgirl
Stanford Scout
Starter
Ginny (Store Helper)
Stolen Car Driver
Officer