Himself
Forbes Cover Billionaire
Killer
Two Headed Monster
Zombie
Himself
Neighbor
GrandPa
Uncle Lloyd
Himself
Banker's Wife
2nd Wife
Neighbor
Uke Player
Himself
Bouncer
Daughter
Himself
Teacher
Uncle Henry
Herself
Neighbor
Megan
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie
Uncle Ralph
Zombie (as Mei-Yin Lloyd)
Sophia Evila
Actress
Nancy Dementia
Big Tony
Chindows Exec
J. J. Stark
Zombie
Shlomo
Himself
Tommy Muscle
Poster Guy
Herself
Connie
Dallas
Goumba Johnny
Zombie
Mobster
Sal Dementia Sr.
Greg
Lounge Singer
The Surfer Dude
Horrific Character
Mobster
Haunted House Curator
Dreamer
Chindows CEO
Jenna Jameson