Phil Brown
Mike Carsetti (as Gregory James Berney)
Ace Woodward
Sabrina Smith
Kyra Featherstone
Brandy Jameson
Geoff from T.E.N.G.
Phil's Mom
Phil's Dad
Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith
Cheryl
Frank
Andrew Morris
Brandy's Mom
Coach
Ronnie
Sloan
Tuxedo Store Manager
Vicky Barrington
Jane
Government Teacher
ESL Teacher
Claudia
Bettie Jo
Crying Guy
Pop Girl
Billy Meade
T.E.N.G. Groupie
Cannibal Pigs Guitarist
Stagehand