Justine Alice Parker
Jake
Chas Lovett
Alex Thorne
Isabel Yasmin 'Hoover' Clarke
Fran
Jason, Narcissus Guy
Monica, Narcissus Girl
Geoff
Frank Lovett
Jackie Lovett
Lucy Parker
Sharon the Magician
Declan
Fiona
Charlotte
Shoe Shop Girl
Sex Shop Assistant
David Parker
Labourer 1
Labourer 2
Scary Nurse
Cabbie
Receptionist
Super Bra Girl
Gushy Assistant
Reporter
Wiry Lad
Nick
Maggot
Rory
Carter
Laura
Taylor
Knobhead
Spriggs
Rex
Floyd
Giblet
Matt
Lily
Louise
Helen
Vicky
Rachel