Trooper Jack Deth
Leena
Hap Ashby
Martin Whistler / Detective Weisling
McNulty
Ruth Raines
Chairman Spencer
Chairman Ashe
Officer Lopez
Santa Claus
Mrs. Santa Claus
Bull
Mom
Drunken Wise Man
Dapper Old Man
Baby McNulty
Chris Lavery
Jerry the Punk
Security Guard
Newswoman
Butthead
Butthead
Mall Security Guard
Punk Girl (uncredited)