

Sue

The Producer

Nancy

Tarnishe'D Silva

The CEO

The Director

Little Johnny's Mom

Dr. Feelgood

Sheriff

Teacher
Coach

Morty

Bank Teller

The Writer

Sexy Bartender

Little Johnny

The Judge
Producer as a Boy

Nun

Janitor
First BJ Guy

Wife
Hot Girl at Chalkboard
Young Hillbilly #1

Older Hillbilly
Young Hillbilly #2
Boardmember #1
Boardmember #2
Boardmember #3
Eleanor
Boardmember #5
Bingo Man
Candy Lady
Veterinarian
Birthday Boy

Joke-Telling Priest
Cheap Trick
Bartender
Production Assistant
Little Johnny's Brother
Gay Taxidermist
Pirate
Widower
Girl at School
English Teacher
Priest with Pizza

Auditioner #1
Auditioner #2
Auditioner #3

Self

Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl
Topless Twin #1
Topless Twin #2
Sexy Midget
Chunks Owner
Parish Priest
Little Boy at School
Man Who Orders Hot Dog

Little Johnny's Dad
Bad Actor
Stripper #1
Surfer

Drag Queen

Wing Thai
Good Sport
Vienna Sausage Grandpa

Vienna Sausage Boy
FBI Agent
Stripper #2
Tiffany
Hairy Chested Girl
Brunette Bikini Babe

Big Boob Blonde
Sperm Donor
Old Vienna Sausage Guy
Eddie
Suzy
Black Midget
Tutu Boy
Big Mormon
Little Mormon
Bikini Lady