William K. Johnson (as Juan Johnson)
Cameron Nolan (as Strangling Jack Johnson)
Cary Nolan (as Moondoggie Johnson)
Solstice
Dr. Fu
Charleton Heston (as Dick Johnson)
Detective Borelli (as Big Sexy Johnson)
Detective O'Malley
Brandi Still
Rosarita Cho
Tiny - Inmate #2
Torch
Henry Woo
Carolyn
The Naked Guy
Crazy Lady
Goodfoot - Paroled Inmate
Inmate #6
Snowflake the Sexy Spokesmodel
Psychiatrist Patient
Inmate #11
Inmate #2