Robert
Wallace
Miles
Jennifer
Lewis
Mr. Katano
Cheryl
Barry
Steven
Comic Shop Clerk
Grandfather
Richard
George
Jared
Pharmacist
Gabe
Santa
Mrs. Ochs
Comics Expert
Funeral Speaker
Funeral Speaker 2
Judge
The Family Lawyer
Pharmacy Punk
District Attorney
Pharmacy Customer
Ryan
Card Player
Card Wizard
Janitor
Linda (Pharmacy Lady)
Comedian (uncredited)
Gas Station Attendant (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)