Sarah
News Anchor Lindsay Bolt
Aurelio Voltaire
Islay Fire
The Nudist
Badass Becky
Stacz
Chrissy
Lily
Faith
James
Tim
Cindy
Security Guard Stella
Drunk Passerby
The Butler
Ambrosia
Regan
Steve
Vampire Fop #1
Prayer Group Member #1 (Elspeth)
Businesswoman
Nan
Waitress
Fake James
Pam
Reality Show Announcer (voice)
Vampire Cult Leader (voice)