Craig Golightly / The Cinema Snob
Neil Hall
Shelley Songs
Brycycle
Earl Pasterton
Virginia Pasterton
Bally Joe
Uber Driver
Rich Laughlin
Hector
Dr. Jones
Steve Gutternstein
Ian
Stanley Golightly
Sheriff
Dan Phillips / Yukyuk
Lavoyrock (as Zach Lavoy)
Convention Fan 1
Convention Fan 2
Barnacle Fan
Theater Commentator 1
Theater Commentator 2
Alien Girl
Movie Neil
Announcer (as Sam Gonzalez)
Clown Driving Car (uncredited)